We're Going to Eat You (1980) by Tsui Hark


Director: Tsui Hark
Year: 1980
Country: Hong Kong
Alternate Titles: Dei yuk mo moon; Kung Fu Cannibals; Hell Has No Gates
Genre: Cannibals; Exploitation

Plot:
After tracking his target to a remote island, a government agent looking for a reputed criminal finds the island under the control of a crazed leader that has turned the populace into murderous cannibals like him and forces the agent to use his skills to get away from the island alive.

Review:

Overall, the film features quite a lot to like. Among the most enjoyable aspects present is the deranged atmosphere that allows for the various elements to exist together rather easily. As this combines slapstick comedy, martial arts, and brutal horror film within the same space here with an island full of murderous cannibals who attack and kill without discretion but are treated with a sense of mockery at times that produces genuine laughs. The idea of this taking place within the confines of an investigation into a criminal hiding out on the island and the search to find him getting interrupted by the cannibals bringing about the threat of capture and butchery. This carries over into the finale where it constantly features him about to be killed and eaten by the villagers to prevent his escape which has a lot to like about it.

Still, the main thing here is the mixing of martial arts and comedy. The overall presentation of this one is a martial arts film, with all sorts of confrontations here that are impressively choreographed and visually exciting. Focusing on crowd attacks for the most part with multiple thugs ganging up on a victim only to have to fight off the gang. There’s a lot to like with the ability to incorporate hand-to-hand striking, knife-play, and other weaponry in these battles to enhance the action, and to do this in conjunction with the typical Hong Kong flair for comedy in their battles is a real treat to watch. With scenes involving inadvertent strikes on friends rather than foes, clanging into objects around them in the field of battle, or using an unexpected boost to escape a confrontation, the comedy manages to be quite hilarious while mixed together with the action. That it still remains serious enough that there’s a legitimate concern for him in the fights when he’s on the losing side is a real testament to the film which has a ton to enjoy.

While there isn’t much in the film to dislike, there are a few issues. The main problem is that there’s an unnecessary and wholly unfunny bit here involving a transvestite character that interferes in the action for no reason. The whole scene is presented as a comic chase around their apartment as she tries to put amorous advances on an unconsenting male that goes on way too long as well, it presents some horribly outdated and at times outright offensive stereotypes that have no place in today’s society. As a result, this sequence stops the film cold and feels highly problematic in today’s society. Furthermore, the film’s wildly changing tone can be an issue as it wildly switches between campy comedy, martial arts spectacular, and tense horror film, oftentimes within the same sequence and can feel highly disjointing and distracting than if it had stuck to one or two storylines instead. However, this isn’t that bad and doesn’t hold this one down that much.


Overview: ****/5
Packed with a great combination of martial arts action, slapstick comedy and gruesome gore that holds everything together against insignificant but present flaws, this one remains one of the better entries in the genre. Viewers looking for wild, over-the-top Asian cinema, fans of the creative crew, or curious about the combination here are well-advised to look into this while those who aren’t appreciative of these aspects should heed caution.


This review was originally published on Asian Movie Pulse and is gratefully reprinted with their cooperation.

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